Sorry I'm so late today. I was at the hospital this morning with my parents. Dad went in to have his heart defibrillated this morning for the second time. The thing they do with the paddles. Well it appears that it worked this time and his heart has been shocked into a better rhythm. Cross your fingers it stays that way and he should be feeling a little better very soon.
In breaking news I hear there is a new bullet in Tiger's backside! Surprise, surprise, a sex tape has come out of the woodwork! Wonder who we will see? Maybe they will block out the face to protect her identity and leave us guessing.....will she be a ranting redhead? But then, of course it could be the redhead who does things so we don't have to. No, if it was JD, she would have shown us the tape first. Hmmm, a screaming, mad blonde perhaps? Yeah, she says she's an unassuming grandmom, but how do we know! The clues people, look for the clues! Perhaps one of those hot blooded sicillian women from NYC! You know who you are...watch for the hand gestures, waving arms. Oh, but what if we see someone a bit more unexpected? A little twist to our morning? Now that would be scandalous!
Give it your best guess, who do you think we will see?